AH! Dude what the fuck is that!?
That shit is creepy as fuck guys… The label has taken my soul.
“Are you the keymaster?
Yes!.. I’m a friend of his; he told me to meet him here. I didn’t catch your name?
I am the beer reviewer, Zuul.
Zuul.. I need to talk to the VanBrewverite, Zuul.
There is no VanBrewverite, only Zuul.”
Zuul has only tried a couple of selections from Townsite so far, and I will surely be rectifing this egregious indiscretion in the next few months. Townsite have a wide variety of interesting hybrids and strange brew styles, in your neighbourhood. When there’s something weird, sleeping in your bed, who you gonna call? Another escort service!
The pour is a clear, extra dark brown with a deep red tint. Has a finger of soapy tan head and some moderately clingy lacing.
The smells are very ‘hefe’ like, with a strong, slightly sour wheat body. Dark fruits, black cherry and a bit of pepper. It’s a weird and wonderful aroma. It’s like a sour dark hefe?
The tastes are just as wacky. Plums, black current, black pepper, banana, brown bread, Cola bottles … Wild. It’s like the Dr. Pepper of beers!
The mouthfeel is smooth and crisp, which is very odd. It’s light bodied like a lager, and velvety like a stout. Flavors skirt the edges of the palate, leaving a nice roasted wheat aftertaste.
4.5/5 Man, I don’t know what this even is trying to be and I absolutely love it. The most confusingly delicious beer I’ve ever had. It’s like a light bodied Dunkelweisse, and it’s something that needs to be experienced firsthand.
Greatest remix ever! 🎵Bustin’ bustin’ bustin’ bustin’ makes me feel good!🎵