Delirium Tremens by Huyghe 

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This beer has been ranked the #1 beer in the world and consistently ranks in the top ten worldwide. Are the Belgians THAT awesome at beer making? They fuckin better well be, because that’s a lofty reputation to live up to. If this isn’t good I’ll be sure to get the president of Belgiumium on the wire for a toasting.

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NO, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT READ THIS IN MY MUTHAFUCKIN VOICE!

First off, points for the neat bottle. It has a ceramic coating on the outside, kind of an off beige, with little black speckles. The colored foil adds a bit of extra ‘champagne’ fancy, not so much that monacle adjustment is necessary though. 

Apparently this is supposed to be drank through a snifter, and due to a lack of a snifter, it’s getting drank from a dimple mug. I’ll just throw this monacle in the trash now. 

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Monocles can class up ANYTHING.

Holy shit this is beer needs to calm its tits with the carbonation. It started to foam over the second I popped the top, merely from the slight agitation caused by removing it from the fridge. Every swig is battling a mouthful of foam. It’s like the waterboarding of beers. OK.. maybe that’s not a great metaphor. 

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The ice bucket jihad.

The taste at first seems unique, not amazing, but it starts to grow on you after a bit. It has a real complexity to it and every foam-battling slam seems to yield a new flavor pitch. Mildly fruity, pears and a good crunchy bitter afterglow. Strangely refreshing. 

This beer clocks in at %8.7 abv, but you wouldn’t know by the taste because you seriously can’t taste the alcohol. That makes this beer a dangerous prospect, indeed. But does an extra %3.7 REALLY make a difference? I’ll ask the floor later. Then I’ll get the toilets feelings on the matter. 

Goddamn the beer makes you belch like crazy. I hypothesize this would be a good beer to get in with the bro crowd. A good sized belch may put the Bros at ease and help with becoming accepted to the bro-partys. Possibly leading to arm-wrestling, ‘high-fivesville’, chest puffing and other displays of BROvado.

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I'm bro-life.

This is, of course, speculation as I have no real-world data to back up these claims. Will amend once field tests have been completed and the results charted and extrapolated. 

4/5 A great beer to get accidentally fuckered on whilst belching like an angry Scot.

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